There are lots of cars in Mayotte, many more than the roads can provide for in terms of capacity and maintenance. But one is above all.
One car to rule them all. One car to find them.
One car to bring them all and in the potholes bind them.
In the land of Mayotte where the flags and doll-heads lie.
Apparently a long time ago, before most of the ornaments were added.
Still worth remarking he supports both of the main French opposing football teams, though.